Comic “Parchment” was mankind’s first genetically-engineered superfont, boasting typographic DNA from the two most revered fonts in existence: Comic Sans and [CENSORED].
However, in what was perhaps the typographic scandal of the century, [CENSORED] quickly fell from grace and became just another deadbeat dad, denying he was ever in a relationship with Comic Sans.
Sans? Papyrus? Do you know about this?
Sans- nope.
Papyrus- I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
*sans noises*